Outfit check: Jessica Stroup at Kitson

So Jessica Stroup and a few of the other 90210-ites were at Kitson for the opening of some kind of 90210 collection, which I don’t really understand. (Although I still maintain Kitson is better than Intuition.) At any rate, let’s take a look at what she wore to this event:

I’m assuming she has something on other than the yellow skirt with the random triangle print that doesn’t even begin to match up on the seams, but it is so overtly hideous that it has blinded me to anything else on her body. Perhaps that was the stylist’s goal – if everyone is staring at her totally fugly skirt, nobody will notice her oddly protruding clavicle and that you can see the start of her ribs in her “cleavage” area! Interesting tactic, stylist, but I’m not sure the yellow skirt of doom is preferable.

Also, those shoes must die. It is either time for boots or it is time for open toed shoes. IT IS NEVER TIME FOR BOTH.

Overall: D for attempted distraction.

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