Ryan Eggold says NO ON 8

Who cares about his beard, his activism is way sexxxy!

Ryan Eggold participated in an ad against California’s Proposition 8, which would eliminate the rights of gay couples to marry. GOOD FOR HIM. Here’s a photo from the set and you can watch the finished ad here. Don’t discriminate – vote no on 8!

Outfit check: Shenae Grimes out and about

Here’s Shenae Grimes going to lunch and the grocery store in LA this weekend. And I don’t know if it’s because all my brain is wrapped up in the election right now or if she’s actually gotten her style together or perhaps we are now living in a dream world, but her outfit is actually fine. I even like the accessories. Alright, if you must know, this is exactly what I wear when out and about on a Sunday afternoon doing errands. Yes, wearing stupid fuzzy comfy shoes is part of the perks of living in LA. Anyone is allowed to wear shoes like that.

Overall: A for Anyone can dress like this in LA.

Outfit check: Shenae Grimes at Blackberry party

Nice bolo tie, btw.

Shenae Grimes leaving the Blackberry party in LA recently. No really, it’s for a Blackberry party that happened about a week ago, not a party at Spago for the first cell phone ever invented in the 1980s. I realize that the oversized blazer with leopard print satin lining is throwing you off. Oh, you can’t stop staring at the apparently genuine wearing of acid washed jeans? She must be on her way to see a hair metal band play at the Whiskey.

Overall: D for don’t show up with mall bangs, please.

Halloweeeeen

Some of the 90210-ers out and about on Halloween. It would have been a lot cooler if they’d gone as the old 90210 characters. And then maybe they could do that on the show, too. Or you know what? Just rerun the old ones? Yeah.

Pillface would never wear this.

Jessica Lowndes as Minnie Mouse:

Nice lace fingerless gloves, though.

Shenae Grimes as … um … someone only allowed to wear stripes for some religious reason? Something related to mascara smears? Don’t know. Don’t get it.

He didn't shave for this either.

And let’s not forget, Ryan Eggold teacher guy as a douchebag:

Outfit check: Annalynne McCord at Blackberry party

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If you can wear this, I guess it’s one way to get attention. Suffice to say the site I yanked this photo from opened up about 15 pop-up windows that were all for porn and the author’s comment was “I’ve never seen this chick act or perform but damn she has certainly caught my eye with her style. I dig chicks with big mouths too.” Well then.

Outfit Check: Annalynne McCord at TI’s Sirens Show

Apparently Treasure Island (TI) casino in Vegas is changing its pirate show to something involving scantily clad ladies who sing, or something. And Annalynne McCord showed up to this event to model her new line of Slutty Halloween Costumes for ladies who find the traditional slutty Halloween costumes just too modest and prudish. I don’t really have anything else to say about this, mainly because I’m afraid to look at it too long lest my eyes burn out.

Overall: PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

Kitson disaster

Here’s one more photo for the Kitson event and I do have to say that compared to these two (Lady GaGa and Perez Hilton), Jessica Stroup and Dustin Milligan look quite subtle and well put together. However, compared to these two, Marilyn Manson looks subtle. So.

Jessica Stroup & Dustin Milligan – cute couple?

Here’s Jessica Stroup and Dustin Milligan at the incomprehensible Kitson event. And, um. I guess I just don’t find him all that attractive – he looks like a doofus high school kid. And she has on enough makeup to clothe a third world family for three weeks or so. Making her look like an overdone socialite and him look like a child who incidentally seems to wear the exact same thing every time he leaves the house. All together, I’m not sure it works.

Outfit check: Jessica Stroup at Kitson

So Jessica Stroup and a few of the other 90210-ites were at Kitson for the opening of some kind of 90210 collection, which I don’t really understand. (Although I still maintain Kitson is better than Intuition.) At any rate, let’s take a look at what she wore to this event:

I’m assuming she has something on other than the yellow skirt with the random triangle print that doesn’t even begin to match up on the seams, but it is so overtly hideous that it has blinded me to anything else on her body. Perhaps that was the stylist’s goal – if everyone is staring at her totally fugly skirt, nobody will notice her oddly protruding clavicle and that you can see the start of her ribs in her “cleavage” area! Interesting tactic, stylist, but I’m not sure the yellow skirt of doom is preferable.

Also, those shoes must die. It is either time for boots or it is time for open toed shoes. IT IS NEVER TIME FOR BOTH.

Overall: D for attempted distraction.

Outfit check: Shenae Grimes at Vanity Fair Photo Party

Here’s Miss Shenae Grimes arriving at the Vanity Fair party for the museum retrospective of the magazine’s photography. And, um, I’m not quite sure what to say about this. Does she not have a stylist? Is her stylist blind and/or unaware of fashion trends of the past 20 years? I’m baffled. I don’t know how anyone who cared about her public image could allow this to happen. And yet…

• I have a very strong suspicious that the scarf is ATTACHED to the shirt. A white button down shirt with built in wonky scarf. Wrapping a scarf around her neck like that makes her look like she has no neck at all, or used to have a neck but has undergone a radical neck-ectomy surgery after a tumor was discovered. At any rate, not flattering, and certainly not a bonus extra that would motivate anyone sane to purchase that white button down shirt instead of another one. The sleeves are also slightly bell-like, which is a bad trend. Basically, I think this shirt should be burned. Even a non-scarfed white shirt, combined with a scarf not made out of oxford shirtcloth would have been preferable.
• Black skirt. Unremarkable.
• WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE BOOTS AND IS SHE WEARING BLACK TUBE SOCKS WITH THEM NO REALLY WHAT ARE THEY. It is not 1990 and Doc Martens are no longer relevant, much less knock off Docs that look even clunkier and less stylish, if possible.

Overall: F for fuck you and your stylist if there is in fact a stylist for torturing me this way.