Here’s Miss Shenae Grimes arriving at the Vanity Fair party for the museum retrospective of the magazine’s photography. And, um, I’m not quite sure what to say about this. Does she not have a stylist? Is her stylist blind and/or unaware of fashion trends of the past 20 years? I’m baffled. I don’t know how anyone who cared about her public image could allow this to happen. And yet…
- I have a very strong suspicious that the scarf is ATTACHED to the shirt. A white button down shirt with built in wonky scarf. Wrapping a scarf around her neck like that makes her look like she has no neck at all, or used to have a neck but has undergone a radical neck-ectomy surgery after a tumor was discovered. At any rate, not flattering, and certainly not a bonus extra that would motivate anyone sane to purchase that white button down shirt instead of another one. The sleeves are also slightly bell-like, which is a bad trend. Basically, I think this shirt should be burned. Even a non-scarfed white shirt, combined with a scarf not made out of oxford shirtcloth would have been preferable.
- Black skirt. Unremarkable.
- WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE BOOTS AND IS SHE WEARING BLACK TUBE SOCKS WITH THEM NO REALLY WHAT ARE THEY. It is not 1990 and Doc Martens are no longer relevant, much less knock off Docs that look even clunkier and less stylish, if possible.
Overall: F for fuck you and your stylist if there is in fact a stylist for torturing me this way.
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