Halloweeeeen

Some of the 90210-ers out and about on Halloween. It would have been a lot cooler if they’d gone as the old 90210 characters. And then maybe they could do that on the show, too. Or you know what? Just rerun the old ones? Yeah.

Pillface would never wear this.

Jessica Lowndes as Minnie Mouse:

Nice lace fingerless gloves, though.

Shenae Grimes as … um … someone only allowed to wear stripes for some religious reason? Something related to mascara smears? Don’t know. Don’t get it.

He didn't shave for this either.

And let’s not forget, Ryan Eggold teacher guy as a douchebag:

Outfit Check: Ryan Eggold at Max Payne premiere

Well, hmm. We are definitely making progress. He looks to be mostly shaven. And is wearing a button down and, praise jesus, NO VEST. But what’s with the clashing shirt and tie? Is that supposed to be cute? Is it cute to mix bad ugly patterns on clothing items that look like they came from the dollar bin at the vintage store? Is that what children are doing these days?

Also,  wipe that smirk off your face. You are not clever and pulling one over on us. We can tell your outfit sucks.

Overall: D for stop looking like a douche already.

That girl Ryan Eggold may or may not be dating

Here she is! Ashley Greene, from Twilight.

Spoilers, spoilers, spoilers

After the cut so as not to, you know, spoil anything.

Mini recap ep7, Hollywood Forever

I didn’t really want to watch this episode, because not only was it Kelly and Brenda-free, the writers went out of their way last episode to create contrived and unrealistic resolutions to all of the actual drama on the show.

In this episode: Annie’s acting declines still further, if possible; another bitchy girl shows up and has wildly inappropriate conversations with Teacher, who seems to have lost every razor he ever owned; Naomi makes a meaningless and counter-productive sacrifice for Pillface which causes trouble that even Daddy can’t solve; there’s some bullshit with the parents that I didn’t care about; and Navid and Jessica Walter are permitted to show up briefly. Oh, and Pillface might be dead, which would totally ruin the show because bitchy girl is actually an undercover cop and not a real bitch.

God, I hope this show gets better.

Recap, Model Behavior, ep6

Yeah, this is waaay late. Sorry. My Tivo didn’t record right and I had to get the episode from iTunes and then I had to go out of town and blah. Anyway, here it is.

In this episode: Annie continues to inspire homicidal feelings in the viewing audience, Kelly and Brenda almost have a like-the-old-days fight, there’s way too much boring parents time, Navid shows back up from wherever he’s been, and Pillface graduates to the big leagues THANK GOD. Full recap behind the cut…