Let’s talk about Kelly’s babydaddy

Word on the street is that in the upcoming episode, Kelly reveals who the father of her child is. Given what we know already – we’ve seen the child and we know the father is someone with whom she had history in high school – let’s consider the various options.

BH90210 moment #8

Kelly and the fire

Steve was trying to show his father that he was an upstanding and responsible citizen, which we all knew wasn’t true or possible, by starting some kind of house party business that wasn’t ever very clear. So there was this empty house and he was going to have the party in there and there was a dance room and a chill room and it was going to be so great! Of course stupid Steve had to mess it up somehow, so he overloaded the circuits and started an electrical fire and the whole place started burning and almost everyone got out except KELLY who was trapped in the basement with this other girl who was a lesbian!!! It was so scary, you guys, to see the show martyr Kelly that way and know that we were going to have to deal with her whining and martyr-iffic recovery afterwards. Especially once it became clear that Kelly’s FACE GOT BURNED like oh no, not the money face and the wispy blonde hair! The trauma of having her face burned drove her to join a cult, get bitchy and sanctimonious with Brandon, and have a miscarriage, but eventually she recovered without even a single scar. Because she’s Kelly.