I didn’t really want to watch this episode, because not only was it Kelly and Brenda-free, the writers went out of their way last episode to create contrived and unrealistic resolutions to all of the actual drama on the show.
In this episode: Annie’s acting declines still further, if possible; another bitchy girl shows up and has wildly inappropriate conversations with Teacher, who seems to have lost every razor he ever owned; Naomi makes a meaningless and counter-productive sacrifice for Pillface which causes trouble that even Daddy can’t solve; there’s some bullshit with the parents that I didn’t care about; and Navid and Jessica Walter are permitted to show up briefly. Oh, and Pillface might be dead, which would totally ruin the show because bitchy girl is actually an undercover cop and not a real bitch.
God, I hope this show gets better.
Ms. Grimes certainly loves her caffeine – here she is picking up coffee at a Long Beach area Starbucks, on her way to the 90210 studios in Manhattan Beach. (Which is FAR from regular LA. I actually feel sorry for her for having to make that drive.) That said, getting up really early in the morning before you’ve had your coffee is not an excuse for wearing this outfit. The jeans are alright and the sandals are fine, I guess, but that tank top is like something I would wear in college when I was running really late to class and put on jeans with my pajamas and would just run out the door. Here’s the thing – nobody was taking photographs of my outfits to show in the national press back then (or now either), so it didn’t matter. If Miss Thing is going to be queen of this show, though, she has to act the part and dress it on up when she leaves the house. Every time she leaves the house. Her facial expression adequately conveys my feelings about this outfit.
Shenae Grimes does eat! And not just invisible food – actual lettuce food! Granted, eating a salad is pretty low on the “look I’ll prove to you that I eat” stunt scale. For her next outing, I recommend putting an entire cheeseburger and fries in her mouth at once.
Here’s the last photo in Shenae’s spread in In Style magazine. And here’s my suggestion: take that jacket, which is cute and bubbly, and remove it from the set. Then burn everything else, including the furniture, the fluffy rug, the guitar she most certainly cannot play, the dated bright tights, the Converse which are for cool people only, and the diet Coke she most certainly will not consume on the off chance bubbles give you calories. We as a society have no need for those things. Including Shenae.
Here’s the next (atrocious) photo of Shenae in In Style magazine. Note her demonstration of the “eating invisible food” style she has perfected. Those Cocoa Krispies are going to get soggy if you just keep moving an empty spoon back and forth to your mouth.
Here’s the second photo from Shenae’s spread in In Style:
This photo of Lindsay Lohan exiting an LA gas station with packs and packs of cigarettes is 
So here’s Shenae Grimes leaving a Starbucks this morning. Now, I have worn some pretty beat up outfits to Starbucks, but I don’t think even I have looked this un-put-together. For a girl who weighs 90 pounds or whatever, that shirt certainly makes her look a bit pregnant. You shouldn’t be wearing your Gucci purse with something that sloppy, either – instead of making her look classy, it makes her look like she’s playing dress up with mommy’s accessories.