Outfit check: Shenae Grimes out and about

Here’s Shenae Grimes going to lunch and the grocery store in LA this weekend. And I don’t know if it’s because all my brain is wrapped up in the election right now or if she’s actually gotten her style together or perhaps we are now living in a dream world, but her outfit is actually fine. I even like the accessories. Alright, if you must know, this is exactly what I wear when out and about on a Sunday afternoon doing errands. Yes, wearing stupid fuzzy comfy shoes is part of the perks of living in LA. Anyone is allowed to wear shoes like that.

Overall: A for Anyone can dress like this in LA.

Outfit check: Shenae Grimes at Blackberry party

Nice bolo tie, btw.

Shenae Grimes leaving the Blackberry party in LA recently. No really, it’s for a Blackberry party that happened about a week ago, not a party at Spago for the first cell phone ever invented in the 1980s. I realize that the oversized blazer with leopard print satin lining is throwing you off. Oh, you can’t stop staring at the apparently genuine wearing of acid washed jeans? She must be on her way to see a hair metal band play at the Whiskey.

Overall: D for don’t show up with mall bangs, please.

Halloweeeeen

Some of the 90210-ers out and about on Halloween. It would have been a lot cooler if they’d gone as the old 90210 characters. And then maybe they could do that on the show, too. Or you know what? Just rerun the old ones? Yeah.

Pillface would never wear this.

Jessica Lowndes as Minnie Mouse:

Nice lace fingerless gloves, though.

Shenae Grimes as … um … someone only allowed to wear stripes for some religious reason? Something related to mascara smears? Don’t know. Don’t get it.

He didn't shave for this either.

And let’s not forget, Ryan Eggold teacher guy as a douchebag:

Outfit check: Shenae Grimes at Vanity Fair Photo Party

Here’s Miss Shenae Grimes arriving at the Vanity Fair party for the museum retrospective of the magazine’s photography. And, um, I’m not quite sure what to say about this. Does she not have a stylist? Is her stylist blind and/or unaware of fashion trends of the past 20 years? I’m baffled. I don’t know how anyone who cared about her public image could allow this to happen. And yet…

• I have a very strong suspicious that the scarf is ATTACHED to the shirt. A white button down shirt with built in wonky scarf. Wrapping a scarf around her neck like that makes her look like she has no neck at all, or used to have a neck but has undergone a radical neck-ectomy surgery after a tumor was discovered. At any rate, not flattering, and certainly not a bonus extra that would motivate anyone sane to purchase that white button down shirt instead of another one. The sleeves are also slightly bell-like, which is a bad trend. Basically, I think this shirt should be burned. Even a non-scarfed white shirt, combined with a scarf not made out of oxford shirtcloth would have been preferable.
• Black skirt. Unremarkable.
• WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE BOOTS AND IS SHE WEARING BLACK TUBE SOCKS WITH THEM NO REALLY WHAT ARE THEY. It is not 1990 and Doc Martens are no longer relevant, much less knock off Docs that look even clunkier and less stylish, if possible.

Overall: F for fuck you and your stylist if there is in fact a stylist for torturing me this way.

Cast bonding session

Let’s all go to an LA Kings game! It’ll be fun! We can hang out and totally bond! We love wearing parkas! So thought the cast as they headed to the Kings v San Jose Sharks game at the Staples Center on October 12th. Love Jessica Stroup’s jaw dropped in shock. Yes, Jess, they hit hard.