Ryan Eggold says NO ON 8

Who cares about his beard, his activism is way sexxxy!

Ryan Eggold participated in an ad against California’s Proposition 8, which would eliminate the rights of gay couples to marry. GOOD FOR HIM. Here’s a photo from the set and you can watch the finished ad here. Don’t discriminate – vote no on 8!

Halloweeeeen

Some of the 90210-ers out and about on Halloween. It would have been a lot cooler if they’d gone as the old 90210 characters. And then maybe they could do that on the show, too. Or you know what? Just rerun the old ones? Yeah.

Pillface would never wear this.

Jessica Lowndes as Minnie Mouse:

Nice lace fingerless gloves, though.

Shenae Grimes as … um … someone only allowed to wear stripes for some religious reason? Something related to mascara smears? Don’t know. Don’t get it.

He didn't shave for this either.

And let’s not forget, Ryan Eggold teacher guy as a douchebag:

Outfit Check: Ryan Eggold at Max Payne premiere

Well, hmm. We are definitely making progress. He looks to be mostly shaven. And is wearing a button down and, praise jesus, NO VEST. But what’s with the clashing shirt and tie? Is that supposed to be cute? Is it cute to mix bad ugly patterns on clothing items that look like they came from the dollar bin at the vintage store? Is that what children are doing these days?

Also,  wipe that smirk off your face. You are not clever and pulling one over on us. We can tell your outfit sucks.

Overall: D for stop looking like a douche already.

That girl Ryan Eggold may or may not be dating

Here she is! Ashley Greene, from Twilight.

Ryan Eggold has a girlfriend?

There’s a story floating around that Ryan Eggold is dating Ashley Green, who will be the lead actress in the upcoming Twilight movies. I, however, am suspicious. All of the articles had the exact same wording, which means it’s copied from a press release. There’s no photos of them together, just vague quotes based on the fact that they were at the same party – the John Varvatos Malibu Boutique opening. Here’s a photo of Ryan at the party, but I can’t find a photo of Ashley at all. Also, Lance Bass was at the party, so I think it equally likely that Ryan is now in a relationship with him. 

Assuming it’s a publicists plant, I can’t figure out who it benefits. Ryan and 90210 aren’t hot enough to lend coolness to anyone. And Ashley’s movie will no doubt be huge, as the books have a rabid following, but it’s not out yet and I recognized neither her name nor her photo. So – what’s the point?

Final thought – how much does that photo make you want to hit him in the face? Quit with the puppy dog eyes. You look like a creepy molester, not a precocious youth.

Outfit check: the boys at Secret Life of Bees premiere

Here’s the boys – Tristan Wilds, Dustin Milligan, and Ryan Eggold – at the premiere for The Secret Life of Bees, which Tristan is in. Nice of the other two to come out and support him, which gives the impression that at least the men on this show can get along with each other off the set. (I’m looking at YOU, Shenae the troublemaker.) And they all look relatively well, although their varying levels of formality make it look like they’re about to split up and go to three separate events.

• Dustin, have fun going to the common room at your dorm at an exclusive east coast boarding school with other preppy boys whose fathers are capitans of industry or something. Hope you get all the studying done for your chem test tomorrow! Don’t get distracted planning pranks with the other boys in the dorm! If you actually want to go inside to the premiere, I would recommend putting on something other than a grubby undershirt and slouchy rolled up button up sleeves.
• Tristan! Congrats on your movie! Did you know that you are not in Entourage? Nor are you attending a funeral or a fancy awards show? Dressing up is fine, but all black and all shiny is waaaay too much. Chill out with your satin lapels, man.
• Ryan actually looks appropriate, primarily because someone has managed to bodily separate him from the vest he loves so much he has worn it to every previous public appearance. Now if only someone could talk to him about this newfangled invention called a razor….

Overall: A for comraderie, C for (lack of) coordination.

Outfit Check: Ryan Eggold at Rock the Vote

Here’s Ryan Eggold at a recent Rock the Vote Event. I will give him a high grade for this outfit for the sole reason that he is attempting to use his fame to promote Obama. 10,000 points for that. Fortunately, that cancels out the significant deductions he receives for his scruffy hair (on his head and face) and that fucking vest that if I see him wearing one more time I will rip it from his body with my bare hand.

Overall: O for Obama!

The cast rockin’ out

Here’s some of the cast (Shannen Doherty, Tristan Wilds, and Ryan Eggold) at a party for the new Rock Band. They look like they’re having such fun and are all dressed well! What an amazing achievement!!

Outfit Check: Ryan Eggold red carpet

Here’s a couple of photos of Ryan Eggold at the Jeoffery Ballet fundraiser in Chicago on Monday night. (See if you can guess where I found the photos.) While I’ve been on the fence about whether or not he is hot, these pictures are definitely pushing me in the NOT direction. He looks like he just rolled out of bed after a week long bender and headed out in the clothes he found piled on the floor at the foot of his bed, without showering, shaving, or even brushing his teeth.

Even if he looked immaculately clean, though, the button up shirt and grey vest makes him look like a piano player from a saloon who got loose and is now wandering the streets.

Overall: D. CLEAN YOURSELF.

Ryan Eggold in Chicago tonight

If you have a spare $250 lying around and happen to be in Chicago, you can see Ryan Eggold tonight! (And a performance by Kid Sister, which is frankly way more exiting.)

He’ll be appearing at a benefit by the Joffrey Ballet. Have fun!