Halloweeeeen

Some of the 90210-ers out and about on Halloween. It would have been a lot cooler if they’d gone as the old 90210 characters. And then maybe they could do that on the show, too. Or you know what? Just rerun the old ones? Yeah.

Pillface would never wear this.

Jessica Lowndes as Minnie Mouse:

Nice lace fingerless gloves, though.

Shenae Grimes as … um … someone only allowed to wear stripes for some religious reason? Something related to mascara smears? Don’t know. Don’t get it.

He didn't shave for this either.

And let’s not forget, Ryan Eggold teacher guy as a douchebag:

Spoilers, spoilers, spoilers

After the cut so as not to, you know, spoil anything.

Mini recap ep7, Hollywood Forever

I didn’t really want to watch this episode, because not only was it Kelly and Brenda-free, the writers went out of their way last episode to create contrived and unrealistic resolutions to all of the actual drama on the show.

In this episode: Annie’s acting declines still further, if possible; another bitchy girl shows up and has wildly inappropriate conversations with Teacher, who seems to have lost every razor he ever owned; Naomi makes a meaningless and counter-productive sacrifice for Pillface which causes trouble that even Daddy can’t solve; there’s some bullshit with the parents that I didn’t care about; and Navid and Jessica Walter are permitted to show up briefly. Oh, and Pillface might be dead, which would totally ruin the show because bitchy girl is actually an undercover cop and not a real bitch.

God, I hope this show gets better.

Another on set romance…

Not content with the Jessica Stroup/Dustin Milligan/ Shenae Grimes love triangle, 90210 cast members are upping the gossip ante with ANOTHER inter-cast romance. Here’s um, let me look up their names again, Adam Gregory (Ty) and Jessica Lowndes (Adrianna) holding hands as they leave Intuition, a clothes shop here in LA that gets way more play than it should. It’s out of the way – all the way over on Pico near Overland – and doesn’t have nearly the selection that Kitson has. Don’t they know there’s paparazzi on Robertson too?

Anyway, looks like Adrianna wasn’t lying about getting with Ty after the school play. Oh wait, that would cause actual drama on the show, so it can’t be the actual plot.

Recap, Model Behavior, ep6

Yeah, this is waaay late. Sorry. My Tivo didn’t record right and I had to get the episode from iTunes and then I had to go out of town and blah. Anyway, here it is.

In this episode: Annie continues to inspire homicidal feelings in the viewing audience, Kelly and Brenda almost have a like-the-old-days fight, there’s way too much boring parents time, Navid shows back up from wherever he’s been, and Pillface graduates to the big leagues THANK GOD. Full recap behind the cut…

Wishlist for tonight

More Pillface. Lots of Pillface. Pillface on scheming rampage of evil and lies. Less redeeming of Pillface by having her mother put unbearable pressure on her. Pillface for Pillface’s sake!

Dixon has some room to do something bad, too. He’s working, doing tech for the school musical, playing lacrosse, getting good grades, and worrying about his parents. What if he, like, punched someone in the face?

Naomi should be either bitchy or invisible.

Tabitha should be slightly drunk and tell embarassing stories about her past in an effort to get the kids to understand how things really are. I will permit an embarassed reaction shot from Mama and Papa, but that should be the extent of their involvement in this episode. Ideally, Tabitha would get sloshed and help Pillface enact some scheming evil plan.

Annie should be so sad about what happened with Ty that she just takes the whole week off and doesn’t show up at all.

And maybe, just for old times sake, Brenda and Kelly could fight over a guy? Or two??

90210 ep 5: Wide Awake and Dreaming

Full recap within…

90210 ep 3: Lucky Strike

in this episode: Wilson family demonstrates their strong midwestern values to the envy of hollywood folk; Jessie Spano’s inner pain is revealed before we even have established her as a megabitch; Silver is a wuss and can’t handle some mild Jackie Taylor behavior; and Brenda doesn’t even show up.

Full recap after the jump…