Lori Laughlin says the girls aren’t too skinny

Lori Laughlin was asked about the girls and their weight recently. Surprisingly, Lori thinks nothing at all is wrong with anyone. Why? Because they have naturally fast metabolisms and can eat whatever they want! If I had a nickel for every Hollywood actress who claims to have a “naturally fast metabolism”, I’d have enough to buy them all some nutritious food that they would actually metabolize and gain some frickin weight already.

Loughlin tells In Touch magazine, “They are thin, but they’ve been thin since the day I met them. It’s not like they got on the show and their weight just plummeted.”

“Shenae is very petite; her frame doesn’t even look like it could carry a lot of weight… I see them eating lunch and candy… These girls are young and their metabolisms are moving at light speed – they can eat whatever they want.”

Outfit check: Lori Laughlin charity event

This is Lori Laughlin at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center Pink Party to benefit women’s cancer research. And, well, hmm.

• Her hair looks great, and not as crispy or processed or shellacked into precise curls as it sometimes does.
• She had to wear pink for the party, but I really think there’s a million different shades of pink and fabrics other than shiny satin that would have been a lot more age appropriate and flattering. And way to throw in both grecian influences with the waist tie AND a bubble skirt AND pleats or just really bad wrinkles. The lights on the satin give her boobs a weird moire pattern effect, like she’s trying to hypnotize you into not noticing…
• HER SHOES. Mules with clear plastic and tan trim. Hint: none of those things are ok.

So, hurrah for being at a charity event and good for her for doing that. And I guess she fit the theme. But this is basically an inappropriate failure. Overall: D-