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90210 ep 5: Wide Awake and Dreaming

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Dustin Milligan a gigalo?

Dustin Milligan (Ethan) just signed on to star in the next Mike Judge movie. Judge, who did Beavis & Butthead, Kind of the Hill, and Idiocracy, is planning a new comedy called Extract.

The project, set to be distributed by Miramax, features Jason Bateman as the owner of flower-extract plant. When he becomes convinced that his wife (Kristen Wiig) is cheating on him, he decides to test her fidelity by hiring an aspiring gigolo (Milligan) to seduce her.

I’m having a little trouble imagining this, but if Jason Bateman and Kristen Wiig are in it, the movie will be delightful even if Milligan sucks.

90210 ep 3: Lucky Strike

in this episode: Wilson family demonstrates their strong midwestern values to the envy of hollywood folk; Jessie Spano’s inner pain is revealed before we even have established her as a megabitch; Silver is a wuss and can’t handle some mild Jackie Taylor behavior; and Brenda doesn’t even show up.

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