Outfit Check: Annalynne McCord at TI’s Sirens Show

Apparently Treasure Island (TI) casino in Vegas is changing its pirate show to something involving scantily clad ladies who sing, or something. And Annalynne McCord showed up to this event to model her new line of Slutty Halloween Costumes for ladies who find the traditional slutty Halloween costumes just too modest and prudish. I don’t really have anything else to say about this, mainly because I’m afraid to look at it too long lest my eyes burn out.

Overall: PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

Kitson disaster

Here’s one more photo for the Kitson event and I do have to say that compared to these two (Lady GaGa and Perez Hilton), Jessica Stroup and Dustin Milligan look quite subtle and well put together. However, compared to these two, Marilyn Manson looks subtle. So.

Jessica Stroup & Dustin Milligan – cute couple?

Here’s Jessica Stroup and Dustin Milligan at the incomprehensible Kitson event. And, um. I guess I just don’t find him all that attractive – he looks like a doofus high school kid. And she has on enough makeup to clothe a third world family for three weeks or so. Making her look like an overdone socialite and him look like a child who incidentally seems to wear the exact same thing every time he leaves the house. All together, I’m not sure it works.

Outfit check: Jessica Stroup at Kitson

So Jessica Stroup and a few of the other 90210-ites were at Kitson for the opening of some kind of 90210 collection, which I don’t really understand. (Although I still maintain Kitson is better than Intuition.) At any rate, let’s take a look at what she wore to this event:

I’m assuming she has something on other than the yellow skirt with the random triangle print that doesn’t even begin to match up on the seams, but it is so overtly hideous that it has blinded me to anything else on her body. Perhaps that was the stylist’s goal – if everyone is staring at her totally fugly skirt, nobody will notice her oddly protruding clavicle and that you can see the start of her ribs in her “cleavage” area! Interesting tactic, stylist, but I’m not sure the yellow skirt of doom is preferable.

Also, those shoes must die. It is either time for boots or it is time for open toed shoes. IT IS NEVER TIME FOR BOTH.

Overall: D for attempted distraction.

Outfit check: Shenae Grimes at Vanity Fair Photo Party

Here’s Miss Shenae Grimes arriving at the Vanity Fair party for the museum retrospective of the magazine’s photography. And, um, I’m not quite sure what to say about this. Does she not have a stylist? Is her stylist blind and/or unaware of fashion trends of the past 20 years? I’m baffled. I don’t know how anyone who cared about her public image could allow this to happen. And yet…

• I have a very strong suspicious that the scarf is ATTACHED to the shirt. A white button down shirt with built in wonky scarf. Wrapping a scarf around her neck like that makes her look like she has no neck at all, or used to have a neck but has undergone a radical neck-ectomy surgery after a tumor was discovered. At any rate, not flattering, and certainly not a bonus extra that would motivate anyone sane to purchase that white button down shirt instead of another one. The sleeves are also slightly bell-like, which is a bad trend. Basically, I think this shirt should be burned. Even a non-scarfed white shirt, combined with a scarf not made out of oxford shirtcloth would have been preferable.
• Black skirt. Unremarkable.
• WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE BOOTS AND IS SHE WEARING BLACK TUBE SOCKS WITH THEM NO REALLY WHAT ARE THEY. It is not 1990 and Doc Martens are no longer relevant, much less knock off Docs that look even clunkier and less stylish, if possible.

Overall: F for fuck you and your stylist if there is in fact a stylist for torturing me this way.

Jessica Stroup & Brittany Snow, BFFs

Did you know that Jessica Stroup and Brittany Snow are apparently besties? I did not. But after seeing a photo of them hugging at some T-Mobile party or something, I found all these other photos of them doing stupid young girl stuff together. So I present a photo montage of bestie-ness:

Outfit check: Annalynne McCord at Hollywood Style Awards

Blah, blah blah. Here’s Annalynne McCord on the red carpet for the Hollywood Style Awards, whatever those may be. I am so bored by this outfit that I can barely be bothered to discuss it.

• I’ve gone on record as preferring the curly hair. This loose blow-out is better than the pin-straight look she sometimes rocks, and waaay preferable to slicking all the hair back. But I still think it’s less flattering than the curls and frankly, without the curls she blends into the haze of blonde-ish starlet-ish ladies roaming the streets of Hollywood. The curls give her distinction and personality. GET WITH IT.
• Oh, a little black dress! How innovative and interesting! Nice architectural details in the pleating on the bodice, but boring boring boring.
• Nice shoes – note how the flesh toned shoes lengthen her legs and make her look super long and lean.

Overall: B for BORING.

Jennie Garth loves Crocs

Look what Jenny Garth has inflicted on her family. I mourn for them all.

Jennie Garth is obsessed with Twilight

Look! Another (tenuous) connection between 90210 and Twilight! (The other being Ryan Eggold’s hypothetical romance with Ashley Greene, who is in the upcoming movie.)

Peter Facinelli, Jenny Garth’s husband, will be playing Carlisle in the upcoming movie. In a recent interview, he talked about how he, and his whole family, are hooked on the novels: “My wife started reading them after I got the part, and she’s on book four now. She literally read one after the other after the other just staying up till two in the morning. She literally couldn’t put it down till she had to just pass out. I read the first three because I wanted to get a good sense of Carlisle Cullen. But now Jennie’s got Breaking Dawn and she’s not giving it up.”

Spoilers

Well, one spoiler.